Wow. I am many things. I am a Burner. In fact, I'm the third most senior member of the Emergency Services Department for Burning Man. I'm a firefighter and an EMT. In late 2005, I moved from San Jose, CA, to Port Orchard, WA, where I bought a neat, old house. One day, I'll have the money to tear it down and rebuild it exactly the same, except for the creaking floors and hideously poor fit & finish.